Tuesday, February 22, 2011
Monday, February 21, 2011
She Lies
I really hate when someone tries to tell you how many partners they have had in life. You don't even have to ask. They just offer up the information. And do you know why they do this, because they are lying about their numbers. Because it makes them feel better to think they have fooled you. Well they haven't. Not me at least. I just don't understand the point. Why make it a point to offer up that information so that every one knows your full of shit. Just save us all the trouble and keep it to yourself unless asked.
Personal experience; a girl I know got drunk one of the first times we hung out, she curiously asked me how many people I have been with and after thinking about it for a moment, I told her. Its no big secret for me. But as I was getting ready to tell her I could read it all over her face, the hope that I would tell her a higher number then she had for herself..... Well I would sure hope so as I am five years older then her.
Do you know what she told me in response to my answer... Good, because I have been with only five and I was worried I was a slut. I figured she was lieing, but tried to give her the benefit of the doubt. Ha ha, what a mistake that was. This crazy girl has been with at least that many guys since I started hanging out with her, in November..... Somethings not adding up.... Either she is a new slut on the market, or she is a big fat lier....
So guys beware, because if she is lying to her new found best friend, then she is definitely lieing to you. Glad I am female, I never have a problem with guys admitting they "used to be a whore" at last they tell half the truth all the time.
Personal experience; a girl I know got drunk one of the first times we hung out, she curiously asked me how many people I have been with and after thinking about it for a moment, I told her. Its no big secret for me. But as I was getting ready to tell her I could read it all over her face, the hope that I would tell her a higher number then she had for herself..... Well I would sure hope so as I am five years older then her.
Do you know what she told me in response to my answer... Good, because I have been with only five and I was worried I was a slut. I figured she was lieing, but tried to give her the benefit of the doubt. Ha ha, what a mistake that was. This crazy girl has been with at least that many guys since I started hanging out with her, in November..... Somethings not adding up.... Either she is a new slut on the market, or she is a big fat lier....
So guys beware, because if she is lying to her new found best friend, then she is definitely lieing to you. Glad I am female, I never have a problem with guys admitting they "used to be a whore" at last they tell half the truth all the time.
Saturday, February 19, 2011
Hope & Love
Faith is being sure of what you hope for,
And certain of what you do not see.
Love is everything that you hoped for,
And feeling that it was meant to be.
And certain of what you do not see.
Love is everything that you hoped for,
And feeling that it was meant to be.
Thursday, February 17, 2011
Today; His Words and Mine.
In the words of my brother, whom I believe to be extremely hung over.....
"Today is just another fucking day, Red pill or blue pill? Screw it I better take both."
For once I give today the powers that will be, but only for today. I feel exhausted, this day I will be a puppet and today can just have its way with me. Maybe the day will turn out better then it has started.
Bed, why must I leave you.
Wednesday, February 16, 2011
Bullshit
Today, the nicest day of the year thus far.... tomorrow, nicer yet. Is that possible? Yes, yes it is. You know why it is possible, because I am sick. Congested, coughing, sneezing, feeling like shit. Scratchy throat, watery eyes. Since when do people get congested in Feb. Allergies are for the birds and they piss me off. Where is my pillow, I am going back to bed.
Tuesday, February 15, 2011
Saturday, February 5, 2011
Odd Findings At A Storage Locker Auction
Went to a storage locker auction for the first time today. It was freezing by the way. But do you know that they auctioned off a unit that looked like it only had shit clothes in it and it ended up having over a pound of cocaine in it. People are crazy these days, who leaves drugs in a storage unit. Pay your rent or get that shit out of there before they reposes it.
If I had to guess I would say that boy probably got locked up and that's why his unit didn't get paid for on time. But if by some odd chance he is just that big of an idiot I am sure he will then be getting locked up today. The cops were the first people they called when they found the drugs. I bet he sure does owe someone alot of money for all that cocaine he isn't going to get to push onto the streets. Poor stupid shit.
If I had to guess I would say that boy probably got locked up and that's why his unit didn't get paid for on time. But if by some odd chance he is just that big of an idiot I am sure he will then be getting locked up today. The cops were the first people they called when they found the drugs. I bet he sure does owe someone alot of money for all that cocaine he isn't going to get to push onto the streets. Poor stupid shit.
Thursday, February 3, 2011
Smiling Too
So he says.....
"About your doubts, it natural. If you look hard enough at a rose all you will see is the tiny ugly cells that make it; not the beautiful flower that it really is. What I am saying is nothing is perfect... "
"Seriously, part of me feels that the past couple of years never happened, that we never split, and I try to imagine my life as if you have always been in it. It always brings a smile to my face."
I think he is so sweet. I am smiling too.
"About your doubts, it natural. If you look hard enough at a rose all you will see is the tiny ugly cells that make it; not the beautiful flower that it really is. What I am saying is nothing is perfect... "
"Seriously, part of me feels that the past couple of years never happened, that we never split, and I try to imagine my life as if you have always been in it. It always brings a smile to my face."
I think he is so sweet. I am smiling too.
Tuesday, February 1, 2011
You Think You Got Game
So my girl tells me she has a real issue. Needs my opinion on what she should do....
Really, are you sure it's my opinion you want? Haha. This girl didn't know what she was in for. The scenario..... She caught her boyfriend on an online sex site. You know, one of those websites where you post semi-nude or even nude photos and try to pick up random sex dates. No dinner, no movies, just two people looking to get laid and go on with there lives like nothing else happened. Apparently she was raiding his email and found the emails.
Heads up guys, don't make your online sex site password the same as all your other passwords. She had no problem breaking into his account. Read all the emails, those from him to girls and those from girls to him. Found out that these girls were local, that he was giving them his number, and that he was setting up dates and times to meet them. So before she brought this all to my attention she confronted him.......
Well, you know what he said, "its not what you think. Its innocent. I had no intentions of ever meeting them or doing anything. It was just my own personal ego booster." Then he followed with the typical, "I love you, I need you, I would never intentionally do anything to hurt you."
Well I told her she is retarded to believe him and then I advised her to give him a taste of his own medicine. See my friend is cute as shit and has a banging ass body. I told her to use the same website and create her own profile. Naturally I advised her to have no nude pics and nothing that featured anything above the neck. Just sexy lingerie and body shots. We don't want your grandma rolling over in her grave, or even worse some undercover pervert in your family on the site coming across your face. I then told her to see how many responses she gets and show him.... I promised her the guys would be blowing it up, emails would be over flowing. Trust me men, if you think you can play this game we can play better, and hot bodied women will always win over your "Over sized penis" that you think you have...
Well she did and guess what I was right. In four days she had 1052 emails. In your face you dirt bag. She then followed my instructions and deleted the account. Point proven, enough said. Play on players. We win.
Really, are you sure it's my opinion you want? Haha. This girl didn't know what she was in for. The scenario..... She caught her boyfriend on an online sex site. You know, one of those websites where you post semi-nude or even nude photos and try to pick up random sex dates. No dinner, no movies, just two people looking to get laid and go on with there lives like nothing else happened. Apparently she was raiding his email and found the emails.
Heads up guys, don't make your online sex site password the same as all your other passwords. She had no problem breaking into his account. Read all the emails, those from him to girls and those from girls to him. Found out that these girls were local, that he was giving them his number, and that he was setting up dates and times to meet them. So before she brought this all to my attention she confronted him.......
Well, you know what he said, "its not what you think. Its innocent. I had no intentions of ever meeting them or doing anything. It was just my own personal ego booster." Then he followed with the typical, "I love you, I need you, I would never intentionally do anything to hurt you."
Well I told her she is retarded to believe him and then I advised her to give him a taste of his own medicine. See my friend is cute as shit and has a banging ass body. I told her to use the same website and create her own profile. Naturally I advised her to have no nude pics and nothing that featured anything above the neck. Just sexy lingerie and body shots. We don't want your grandma rolling over in her grave, or even worse some undercover pervert in your family on the site coming across your face. I then told her to see how many responses she gets and show him.... I promised her the guys would be blowing it up, emails would be over flowing. Trust me men, if you think you can play this game we can play better, and hot bodied women will always win over your "Over sized penis" that you think you have...
Well she did and guess what I was right. In four days she had 1052 emails. In your face you dirt bag. She then followed my instructions and deleted the account. Point proven, enough said. Play on players. We win.
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