So my girl tells me she has a real issue. Needs my opinion on what she should do....
Really, are you sure it's my opinion you want? Haha. This girl didn't know what she was in for. The scenario..... She caught her boyfriend on an online sex site. You know, one of those websites where you post semi-nude or even nude photos and try to pick up random sex dates. No dinner, no movies, just two people looking to get laid and go on with there lives like nothing else happened. Apparently she was raiding his email and found the emails.
Heads up guys, don't make your online sex site password the same as all your other passwords. She had no problem breaking into his account. Read all the emails, those from him to girls and those from girls to him. Found out that these girls were local, that he was giving them his number, and that he was setting up dates and times to meet them. So before she brought this all to my attention she confronted him.......
Well, you know what he said, "its not what you think. Its innocent. I had no intentions of ever meeting them or doing anything. It was just my own personal ego booster." Then he followed with the typical, "I love you, I need you, I would never intentionally do anything to hurt you."
Well I told her she is retarded to believe him and then I advised her to give him a taste of his own medicine. See my friend is cute as shit and has a banging ass body. I told her to use the same website and create her own profile. Naturally I advised her to have no nude pics and nothing that featured anything above the neck. Just sexy lingerie and body shots. We don't want your grandma rolling over in her grave, or even worse some undercover pervert in your family on the site coming across your face. I then told her to see how many responses she gets and show him.... I promised her the guys would be blowing it up, emails would be over flowing. Trust me men, if you think you can play this game we can play better, and hot bodied women will always win over your "Over sized penis" that you think you have...
Well she did and guess what I was right. In four days she had 1052 emails. In your face you dirt bag. She then followed my instructions and deleted the account. Point proven, enough said. Play on players. We win.
1 comment:
Hahahaha...well played, ma'am!
Although, to be fair, it seems to me that men far outnumber actual females on these kinds of sites (not counting all of the fake female profiles), and I am sure the mere sight of even the slightest bit of cleavage probably had them all slobbering all over your friend, but nonetheless, you made your point loud and clear :)
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