So what happened to the creeps that had to study someones every move for days and sometimes weeks, learn their behaviors and there daily routines. You know those people that actually had to put work into finding you and finding your most vulnerable moment. They enjoyed the hunt, knowing how to pick the weak person who would sercum to the antics.
Well I bet they are pissed. I bet they hate facebook. It has ruined there whole game. There is no need to follow anyone or learn there behaviors. All this information is uploaded everyday, willingly by ladies around the country.
"FML, he left me, off to Z Spa with the girls."
"At Urban Active, working out with Mindy and Kim, then off to Starbucks."
"What a shitty day I am having, will someone please make me smile."
Yeah I am sure there are hundreds of men staring at your sad half naked profile picture just dreaming about how to make you smile. To bad one of them probably lives down the street from you and now not only does he know that your a cute little girl in his neighborhood, he knows your job, your relationship status, your entire families names. What you have been doing all week, where you go to school, who you hang out with on the weekends, where you hang out on the weekends. Need I say more. And why does he know all this. Not because he dug through your trash or has been following you around for the past couple of weeks.
Nope, he knows it all because he started a facebook page under the false name of Kim with a picture he grabbed off google. He added you as a friend, and since Kim appears to be a fun loving girl in her twenties who lives in your home town, you accepted. No harm in that , right.... Well your wrong. Now creepy 50 yr old George has complete access to all your information and its only a mouse click away.
Not the to mention the free semi porn you are providing him with your bikini shots and awesome duck face poses. Really ladies. How stupid have we become. No one thinks that shits hot. Facebook is not here to help you start up your career in the Adult Industry, although I feel that most girls think it is...
Ahhhh. Just ranting. Next.
3 comments:
Hey? Found you through 20SB
You're pretty funny.
And it's true. FB just kills the fun of stalking someone.
But it heps to stay up to date on what they're upto *exes
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Thousands upon thousands of strangers see thousands upon thousands of girls in bikinis every time they go to the beach.
The problem is the adding of random people, not the bikini shots.
And personally, I do enjoy the gratuitous bikini shots and underwear poses. I do think they're hot. And I'm not some 50 year old creeper either.
Just a regular 21 year old creeper here. XD
PS: Though let it be said, I only creep on my friends. Because that's okay.
FB DOES kill the fun of stalking. :(
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