A red head walks into the ER and says, "Help me doctor, my entire body hurts. See I will show you." She then begins to poke herself, first in the forehead, "Ouch", then in the stomach, "Thats soo painfull you just don't know." Then she presses her finger to her leg, "They hurt too." she screams out in pain.
The doctor then looks at the poor girl with a puzzled look on his face, replies; "Sweet dear, your not really a red head are you?"
"No, I was born a blond.", she answers,"but what does that have to do with anything?"
"My dear, You have a broken finger." Is all he could say.
Well, I'm not blond, and my whole body really does hurt. I'm truly trying to get in shape and my trainer allows no slack. I just never truly realized how seriously out of shape I am. No wonder our society is so unhealthy. Hell, I'm 28, 5'7 and only 132lbs. To look at me you would think I got this fitness thing in the bag. But I am so far from that. Why does working out hard for ten minutes make me feel absolutely dead. This is so embarrassing. There are so many things on my can't do list that I need to get off of there as soon as possible. I just realized that doing ten consecutive push-ups is on my can't do list. Shit, three consecutive push-ups is on my can't do list. But I WILL do them, its not a matter of if, its a matter of when.
